The long running feud between the two came to a head last night when, celebrating the successful completion of a task in the CBB jacuzzi, the pair reignited an argument over what Denise Welch believed to be Chomsky’s shoddy treatment of one of the Cheeky Girls.
Welch accused Chomsky of condescending to the Romanian pop starlet and being less than co-operative during a task wherein he had to verbally guide the blindfolded singer through a task wherein she had to maul and skin a live pony to win the house extra money for the week’s shopping. The botched butchering meant that the house had to make do with basic rations and a limited supply of alcohol; a subject that has caused a lot of tension in the house
Chomsky fired back, accusing Denise Welch of supporting a system of cultural hegemony that reinforces the ideological institutions of the ruling class thus inhibiting the perceptual abilities of the social doxa.
The argument ended with Chomsky throwing his pint of cider into Welch’s face, calling her a “stuck up slag” and asking why she was there, inferring that she was not famous enough to qualify for inclusion in the program.
“Who are you? Who even are you?” Chomsky demanded, “Loose Women? Sounds about right by the looks of you. Look at the state of you you desperate old minger. I wrote Aspects of the Theory of Syntax. What have you done, you pissed up ropey old tart?”
The chat show star, visibly upset, left the jacuzzi and broke down in the diary room, confiding in Big Brother that she couldn’t believe that the author of Manufacturing Consent could be such a bully and hoarder of lager.
Even when admonished by Dane Bowers, Jimmy Krankie, a Chuckle Brother, Moira Stewart and comedy duo Cannon & Ball, Chomsky remained adamant that he would not apologize, remaining in the jacuzzi and occasionally making loud demands for more cider to a displeased house.
However, after Welch left the diary room she was once again met with a torrent of foul mouthed abuse and accusations that she was an apologist for Israel’s “anti-zionist, anti-democratic campaign of terror against the tangible and possible kibbutzist, binationalist future Palestinian state”.
It was at this point that the Loose Women star broke down in tears and while Russ Abbot comforted her Chomsky was called to the diary room.
After turning down Big Brother’s requests to make peace with the rest of the housemates an obviously shaken Chomsky elected to leave the premises immediately, clad only in the speedos and dressing gown he had been dressed in. After his departure his belongings were collected by BB staff and sent to him.
Chomsky has said that he will be appearing on the next program to be interviewed by host Brian Dowling in order to 'clear the air'. He has also pledged to sell his side of the story to the Daily Star.
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